The Shit

love: by Olivia Notter

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:11:46 -0400

love:

by Olivia Notter

adrenaline: by jin L

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:04:29 -0400

adrenaline:

by jin L

coolcatgroup: mymodernmet: Determined Two-Legged Rescue Cat...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:50:32 -0400

coolcatgroup:

mymodernmet:

Determined Two-Legged Rescue Cat Learns to Walk, Run, and Jump

SO THIS IS WHERE THIS MEME ORIGINATED

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Wed, 23 May 2018 19:19:29 -0400

ironoverwine: theinturnetexplorer: Being a nature photographer...

Sat, 22 Oct 2016 01:46:07 -0400

ironoverwine:

theinturnetexplorer:

Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…

titenoute: hiddlesherethereeverywhere: pr1nceshawn: Tips...

Tue, 20 Sep 2016 02:10:01 -0400

titenoute:

hiddlesherethereeverywhere:

pr1nceshawn:

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes.

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that.

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

frostyknickers: prettybluescarf: [discovered] [immediately...

Sat, 10 Sep 2016 15:26:40 -0400

frostyknickers:

prettybluescarf:

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

agirlnamedally: Buster is a true advocate for confidence and...

Thu, 04 Aug 2016 17:26:27 -0400

agirlnamedally:

Buster is a true advocate for confidence and self love

"It’s all about the first person you wanna tell good news to."

Thu, 04 Aug 2016 17:02:22 -0400

“It’s all about the first person you wanna tell good news to.”

- (via klasszik)

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Mon, 01 Aug 2016 17:23:56 -0400

"Complaining is a complete waste of one’s energy. Those who complain the most accomplish the least."

Mon, 01 Aug 2016 16:03:24 -0400

“Complaining is a complete waste of one’s energy. Those who complain the most accomplish the least.”

- https://twitter.com/goodquoteco (via thelovenotebook)

(via thelovenotebook)

setheverman: awwww-cute: The moment my dog (and husband)...

Mon, 01 Aug 2016 15:55:27 -0400

setheverman:

awwww-cute:

The moment my dog (and husband) realized I was in the car beside him

Your dog and husband look so happy. Who the hell is that guy with glasses tho?

liamdryden: apoorlywrittenfemalecharacter: favourosie: tastefu...

Mon, 01 Aug 2016 15:54:10 -0400

liamdryden:

apoorlywrittenfemalecharacter:

favourosie:

tastefullyoffensive:

“A British man who took a selfie with the EygptAir hijacker while being held hostage sent messages to his friend in which he bragged: ‘You know your boy doesn’t f**k about. Turn on the news lad!!!‘” - Daily Mail (full story)

😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is so surreal, I love it

what the hell even fuck is 2016

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Mon, 01 Aug 2016 01:09:21 -0400

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Sat, 30 Jul 2016 05:11:50 -0400

libertybill: lovelyardie: rudescience: Unmute...

Wed, 27 Jul 2016 04:00:04 -0400

libertybill:

lovelyardie:

rudescience:

Unmute this.

@libertybill I’m 12

Oh shit I thought you were older

itsagifnotagif:When your parents ask you to do...

Wed, 22 Jun 2016 06:33:11 -0400

itsagifnotagif:

When your parents ask you to do chores:

"It’s ok to feel nothing for a while. Especially after feeling everything for what felt like forever..."

Thu, 16 Jun 2016 02:18:46 -0400

“It’s ok to feel nothing for a while. Especially after feeling everything for what felt like forever then, and nothing now.”

- Unknown
(via deeplifequotes)

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Tue, 07 Jun 2016 00:03:44 -0400

2000ish: my favorite line of all time

Mon, 30 May 2016 02:27:16 -0400

2000ish:

my favorite line of all time